Mattress Surfing
Expectation:
Reality:
ahaha! ohmygaod. poor girl. XD
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I want to wish everybody a merry Christmas and hope everyone will enjoy this time with friends and family.
Merry Christmas, Vrolijk Kerstfeest, ¡Feliz Navidad, Frohe Weihnachten. Glædelig jul, Joyeux Noël
(Source: letsstarto4, via hundredreasons2smile)
3rd grade
agoodbyejustassoonasisayhello:
friend: *whispering* if you’re stupid say “what”
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
(Source: m0thra, via forevertorres9)
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The feeling you get when you see your friends are doing something without you.
No I’m like Adios Bitches :D
(Source: iheartlovinglove, via retoziegler)
